“Why would you pick a zombie anyway.. I guess you’re into necrophilia?” Smirk
“Why do I feel like this has happened before..anyways! Even though he’s a zombie, Ayumu’s much more than that! He’s funny, and strong, and reliable, and a good cook, and c-cute, and he makes me happy.. he’s means everything to me.. W-Wait! Why am I telling you this?! And why do you care about who I date?!”
"Because you my good short female friend are dating a zombie, a rotting corpse that is nothing but maggots in his brain, that probably crawled up and screwed with your head while you were riding him too."